- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the dog die? He was old

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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