- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

U mad?

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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