- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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