- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A women left the kitchen.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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