- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

your face is kinda funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

It's all Taggart

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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