Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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womens rights

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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