- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

N-E Pats never cheated

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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