Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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How come grilled cheese?

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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