What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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