Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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