- Anti Joke

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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