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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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