What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

once you go black your credit goes wack

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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