- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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