What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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