- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A man buys a prius

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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