- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is cowboy say

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

are you gay does your mom know

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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