How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Gay republicans

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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