What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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