what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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CFL

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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