- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Jack Stevens

steven hawking walks into a bar

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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