How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Roses are red.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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hey, my names mark.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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