- Anti Joke

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

whats green and slimy? green slim