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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Your mom went to college

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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