Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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they're dead. idiot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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