- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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