Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

womans rights...

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A russian gives away vodka.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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