- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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