why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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