wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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roy g biv

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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i like men but im not gay

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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