What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's your guys names?

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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