- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Knock Knock The doors already open

women's rights

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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