Women's rights

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Nick Cannon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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