- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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