- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

hey hey apple

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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