Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A storm be brewin!

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Women's rights

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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