Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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are you gay does your mom know

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Anti Joke

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