What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Anti Joke

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