- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Terraria

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Ben Affleck

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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