What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Wright flyer

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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