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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

FIRE!!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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