Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A man walks around a bar.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Hi

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Jesus

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Runescape.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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