knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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AIDS.

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Why? Why not?

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Who is John Galt?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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