A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Bags of delicious poop.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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