- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

My mum is called Steve

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

haha Otarts was here

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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