- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

i had sex.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Error 37.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??