Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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