What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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hey hey apple

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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I have a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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