- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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