- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

You having friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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