- Anti Joke

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Christianity.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Know! Come in!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them