- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Whose your daddy? Not me

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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