- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

a skinny sumo wrestler

Peas

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Your face

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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