Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Womans baksetball...

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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