Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Vote this up

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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My mom

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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