- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

hey guys im gay

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