Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

your face is kinda funny

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Actually it was me Josh brown

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