Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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