- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A storm be brewin!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

I walk into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

you dint have to be a jew matt

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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