- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

dick dick dick... frogs

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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