- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

2 + 2 = 4

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Cancer.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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