Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Your momma so fat, she's fat

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

I walk into a bar...

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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