There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Men's rights

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

PIED NINNY!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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