- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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