A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Womens rights

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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