- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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