- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Gus's mom

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

why was the boy sad? because.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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