Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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