- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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