- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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