- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

robin, get in the car.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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