What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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