What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

no pun intended

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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