- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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