- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

where is the world?

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Derp

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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