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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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