Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...