- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

rocky is here again.......................

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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