- Anti Joke

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What is the name of the car? What

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Click here for free sandwich.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.