- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A women in the kitchen.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Ain't idn't a word.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Barack Obama.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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