- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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