- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

This is not funny.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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