Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

rent a cops

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

The WPGA tour

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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