Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

squash squash who squash my ass

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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