Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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