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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.