What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Mogok Papiti.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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