- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Dusters blow stuff.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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