- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Knock Know! Come in!

Rick santorum

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Christianity.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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