Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

WNBA

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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