- Anti Joke

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Charles Manson is innocent.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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