Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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