- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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