- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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